Just Can't Stop Shitting

相爱不如相知

2009-01-01T01:47:00.000+08:00

与其执著痴念
不如化为祝福
不要让你爱的人
被你的爱所磨蚀
反过来以你的爱
让他得到力量展翅高飞
假若真的有缘
就算分隔两地
心仍会在一起
真正爱一个人
必定以他的幸福
当作是你的幸福
若然有人
能比你给予他更大的幸福
你就把他送到那里去
祝你幸福 =）

Sayounara

2008-01-20T22:05:00.001+08:00

Its been such a long time and after I almost forgot the login password to this blog, I have decided to close down this blog. Haha. Though this is a very short collection of my stories and memories, every word and picture speak of my true feelings- be it love, friendships or just craps. I will keep all these in my heart and cherish them. Take care my friends, we can still stay in contact on msn and meet up often.

Sayounara.

With love,
Chao

18 Aug 2004 (app 19xxhrs) - 20 Jan 2008 (app 0325hrs)
Take care of TorTor, Aragu and yourself.

Cool Shit 3- OMC 07/08 Soccer Video!

2007-12-04T22:04:00.000+08:00

Having mock exams now. So far Econs and Stats should be ok. Was revising when I saw this video on youtube. HaAhahahAh! Dunno who posted it on youtube. Cooooool!

Put up the original version also. Enjoy!!

Quiz

2007-11-12T08:37:00.000+08:00

Saw this quiz from Candice's blog and decided to try to know myself better. Haha

http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

Get to know yourself better

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Updates

2007-11-02T14:27:00.001+08:00

Hoho! My best throw!

Chao shit again

2007-11-01T01:13:00.000+08:00

People tend to lose their goals or motivations in life periodically. Take for instance when you are studying, sometimes its just so hard to get yourself out of bed to get to school for lesson.

I used to feel that way. I will think it would be alright to miss that lesson because the teacher will be talking about something that is already in the notes and it would be a waste of time. Missing one or two lessons is just fine and I can study on my own. However, the more I skip, the more I will lose my motivation to go to school. Its a vicious cycle.

My friend, there is still time- maybe just enough for you to find back your motivation and catch up! Please do not give up. Jia you! Persevere!

What a Day! Halloween?!

2007-10-31T23:27:00.000+08:00

A great day! Not because its Halloween. Haha. But I'm touched by some things my friends did and said to me. Really really appreciate the friends around me. I don't know how to say it face to face with you all, but I'll write it here. Thanks, from the bottom of my heart. =)

Met up with Juan after her work today too. Picked her up from Expo and went TM for dinner and movie. A special day indeed cos Juan received her first pay! Happy for her cos its her first pay and damn happy cos shes treating me to a good meal soon. HAHAHAH.

Watched The Game Plan today. I couldnt stop laughing throughout the show. Damn funny and touching. Highly recommended yea! NEVER SAY NO!

What a day filled with love, happiness and laughter that I thought is worth sharing.

Less than half an hour to November 07. Time really flies. Shall end here with a quote from my BNF lecturer, Uncle Ngor- Time is our greatest enemy, not money.

Cool Shit 2

2007-10-31T00:24:00.000+08:00

Haha. Ms Tay's introduced this game on her blog. My best score now is 97.692m! Try it if u are bored or stressed up.

Worst Attempt

Best Try

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

My NTU friends, study hard and 'add oil'!!

Random....

2007-10-24T09:11:00.000+08:00

Was doing tutorial in school yesterday with Chinh when I received a sms from Meihui. Hahs, one of my 'long lost friend' from TJ. Thanks, really, for all your words of encouragement. Appreciate it! We shall meet for Mahjong, hopefully soon, after I find another of my long lost friends. Haha.

Been busy for the last two weeks, with studies, books, tv shows, Juan and her favourite activities. Haha. Hardly any time for me to sit down and blog.

Came across a quote from Tuesdays with Morrie about the effect of silence on human relationship.
Why are we embarrassed by silence? What comfort do we find in all the noise?

I take comfort in silence, alone. But when I'm with my friends, for all the noise we make, I am not comfortable talking about my feelings in front of others. Sometimes even Juan have a hard time trying to 'psycho' me into talking about my problems.

I am shy and quiet. Shit, I got Autism.

Bored.. to tears

2007-10-08T20:41:00.000+08:00

The previous weekend has been the longest weekend in my life. I should cherished all the time I have now. Ironically, I felt that time is secretly holding still when I'm not looking at my watch. No school on Friday, then slack on Saturday and Sunday. So many occasions I feel like going to blade at ECP but its simply too far and troublesome for me to travel there. Thought of just blading around in Sengkang, on those rough and unfamiliar terrain, but I'm not brave enough to risk falling and spraining my wrist. Haha yes, I'm not so 'adventurous'. Old liao better be careful.

I ended up reading more about Siberian Husky. LMAO. I just discovered there is a breed of dogs very close to Siberian Husky. They are the Alaskan Malamute. Basically, they have exactly the same characteristics as the Siberian Husky, just different in sizes.

Alaskan Malamute were bred for their strength. They are bigger in sizes than the Huskies. Males 25 inches at the withers for the height, 85 pounds for the weight; females, 23 inches at the withers, 75 pounds. Blue eyes are considered a major fault for their breeding standards while Huskies are allowed to have blue eyes.

Huskies were bred for their speed. They are medium in sizes. Males 21-23.5 inches at the withers, 45-60 pounds; females, 20-22 inches at the withers, 35-50 pounds. If the males are over 23.5 inches or the females over 22 inches at the withers (for their height), they are considered to have major fault.
(1 inch =2.54 cm, 1 pound = 0.453592kg)

Most people would have mistaken an Alaskan for a Husky though, as commented by a lot of Alaskan owners.

Yes! I'm that bored.

Guess the only thing I look forward to now is going to school and meeting with my young friends. Hahs, sounds pathetic. School used to be the last place I wanna be in for the last 2 decades.

Anyway, hope I will get out of this moody period soon. Heres a song I found quite meaningful and I quite like it.

Kudos to me! I suck. Hahas

有一种爱叫做放手- 阿木

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如果两个人的天堂
象是温馨的墙
囚禁你的梦想
幸福是否象是一扇铁窗
候鸟失去了南方
如果你对天空向往
渴望一双翅膀
放手让你飞翔
你的羽翼不该伴随玫瑰
听从凋谢的时光
浪漫如果变成了牵绊
我愿为你选择回到孤单
缠绵如果变成了锁链
抛开诺言
有一种爱叫做放手
为爱放弃天长地久
我们相守若让你付出所有
让真爱带我走
为爱结束天长地久
我的离去若让你拥有所有
让真爱带我走说分手
为了你失去你
狠心扮演伤害你
为了你离开你
永远不分的离去

Turning Point

2007-10-07T16:11:00.000+08:00

I used to think I'm smart. Someone who is capable of accomplishing great things. I was a smart student when I was young. I remembered I studied my PSLE on the eves of my actual exams and still managed to still get into a good sec school. Though I was often reprimanded for my laziness, my family had high expectations of me. I was never serious on my school work and though I was one of the lousier students in the 'reputable' schools, I have always managed to get away with last minute work. I would have to say that my results were good compared to the amount of effort I have put in.

Then I went on into the army. I was thin and wasn't fit at all when I entered BMT. My objective at BMT is to clear IPPT and SOC the first time I take the test. Failure to do so would mean that I would need to stay back on Sats or book in earlier on Suns to do remedial training and worse still, go through the entire tests again. After weeks of training and when the first test came, I managed to pass them during the first attempt. I was happy with just passing on the first try while many others had failed. Booking out earlier is just so important to me then. My mentality was 'Do it once, do it good'.

One or two weeks after the initial IPPT test, my company decided to conduct the second test for the failures. When the names of those who failed were called, I was super happy at the bottom of my heart, "Yes! Can go back bunk and slack!" When my platoon sergeant called my name, I was stunned. He told me that 3 of us who have got silver already were very closed to getting gold and that we were to try again. I remember out of the few stations like sit up, pull up, shuttle run, standing board jump and 2.4km run, i got all gold standard except for the 2.4km run. My running time then was 11min 30sec. I thought to myself, "How the hell am I going to reduce the timing to 9min 44 sec?" But being a 'good' soldier, when he asked me if I wanna retake, (There is no choice. He was just asking for the sake of asking) I could only say "Yes, Platoon Sergeant!" I swear I hated myself for not just passing at borderline then. Those who just passed gotta go back and rest.

I ended up taking the rest of all the IPPT tests at BMT. 10 min 40 sec, 10 min 05 sec, 9 min 50 sec. When I got post out, I was only a few seconds away from getting gold. And I am still silver.

The rest of my army life was all 'fairy tale'. Being posted to OCS, then to 1 Guards. I was proud of myself.

Then came University and the turning point of my life. I was getting too complacent and then life decided to teach me a harsh lesson. I'm not that good, as least not as good as what I thought I was. I wasn't a good friend, wasn't a good boyfriend, wasn't a good son, wasn't a good brother and I was such a failure.

During the 2nd and 3rd year of my NTU life, I started failing my modules. I often say its because I wasn't interested in the course but the key lies in my laziness. Some people hated the course too, but can still manage the work. I seldom went home from then on. Everyday I would just hide in the small hostel room and indulge myself on games. Every month I would just go back home for dinner on 2 or 3 weekends.

You reap what you sow. As expected, I underperformed and was eventually 'kicked' out by the school.

I find myself all alone suddenly. I felt lost, hopelessly lost. I didn't know how to tell my family. I lived each day in hall suffering, going through all the possible choices and options I could choose. The easiest way out would be just appeal back to school silently and just get the crisis over and done with, without my family knowing. I sank into depression. I have seen my school principle and she advised me to go home and discuss the matter with my family.

Later that same evening, I received a call from my brother. They found out about my situation because the school had sent a letter notifying my parents about my case. I was expecting a good scolding from my brother but he simply said "Come home on Friday. Lets talk about it."

My elder sister started messaging me the next day, telling me everything would just be fine and if I wanted to appeal back to school. I told her even if I appealed, I would probably end up failing again. I chose to leave without appealing after my sister reassured me money would not be an issue.

The next day, my elder sister picked me up from hall and went with me to UniSim and Stansfield College to check out the various courses. I chose to enrol in Stansfield, taking up BSc Economics and Finance. I went home for the first time in weeks, ready to face the rest of my family.

I only found out days later that my sister took M.C. that day from school because she cried her eyes swollen when she knew about my expellsion. I cried.

Not long after that, I moved out of Hall 2 to my sister's place. I started my school in Stansfield on 2nd July. I went back occasionally back to Hall to still help up with the upcoming Orientation Camp and also slowly breaking the news to some of the committee members. Just wanna say how much I owe them for not being able to commit for these period, especially during Main Comm Recce and Seniors Camp. Many thanks for their understanding.

Despite my mother's constant reminder for me to get a job, I am having difficulty finding one. (I promised her I will start finding after the camp) Reason being I can only work whole day on Fri, Sat and Sun. From Mon to Thurs I need to find jobs that require me only at night. Thats assuming I could keep up with my school work, which is becoming more demanding by each week.

On a brighter note, I am definitely happier now. I am really enjoying studying now with my new friends at Stansfield. I have never been so studious in my whole entire life!

At home, I am the floor I.C. I vacuum and mop the floor every week. (sometimes with the help of Juan) And when my sister told me that they are having trouble paying off the electrical and water bills, I started sleeping without air-con and bathe without turning the water heater on. I do my own laundry and skip ironing my clothes as they are too much of a hassle. I am really trying to be more independent and not to cause more troubles for my family.

I knew that I have to be more independent. By the time I finish this course, I would be a 27 year old, with no work experience. Time is against me. I can only blame myself for this delay.

Juan is the innocent victim of my mistake. If there is any possibility of us getting married, she would have to wait 3 years for me to finish studying and a good 2 years at least for me to build up a stable career.

Who am I to ask a girl to wait for me till she's old for my mistake?

Random Shitty Thoughts

2007-10-06T19:56:00.001+08:00

I have left NTU for quite awhile now and after interacting less with Chou Chou, I have become more 香. Shall stop addressing myself as Chao Chou. Hahahaha

Have been reading a book "Marley and Me" written by John Grogan recently. Just finished reading it. Its a story about a 'mad' Labrador Retriever that is described by the author as the world's worst dog. It was so hilarious, the things the dog did and the state of madness he was in.

The dog was practically crazy- swallowing his owners' gold necklace, snatching food from the young kids' plates and even ate shit!

Towards the end of the book, emotions were pouring in. The author described every health problem of the 13 year old dog (one human year is equal to seven years in the dog life); from the dog losing his hearing, to becoming less agile and weak (some hip problem that causes him to walk in pain with his hind legs) and finally to the day when the author had to make the humane decision to put the dog to sleep to end his suffering. Its amazing how dogs can find a place in human families and contribute selflessly to its owner. A dog would not care what race, religion, whether your rich or poor, educated or illiterate, or whether you are smelly. As long as you are his owner and gave him your heart, he would be there for you.

I love dogs too! My hot favourite is Siberian Husky. Its big, looks fierce and intimidating. However, these dogs are actually gentle and very fond of its family. A puppy at heart, they are clever, sociable, easy going and docile. They are not a watch dog as they seldom bark and love everyone. They are cool towards other dogs but if attacked, are able to fend itself easily. And of course, they are beautiful.

In fact most Husky that I have seen do not bark. They always approach wagging their tail and so full of self confidence. But for me, even if I can afford a Husky, getting one is impossible as these large dogs are not suitable and not allowed in HDB flats. Hahahas

Owning a dog is a dream for me, but until I'm financially stable, have a place of my own and ready to share my love with them, I shall continue dreaming cause I know its a big decision to make. Such huge responsibility to be a dog owner. I had a couple of hamsters before, and I know how much time, money, love and attention must be spent already on these small animals in order to keep them happy or contented. I must admit I did not do a very good job with my hamsters, but at least they all survived close to two years with me, which is the life expectancy of the small creatures.

Came across a song by SHE's Ella, written and sang by herself for her dog, which died in an operation I heard.

This song reminds me of my hamster, Dan Dan. He was the cutest hamster I have ever seen, always letting me torture and never once bit me or anyone who 'handled' it. Was a great pity that all the photos that we took with it is gone. All crashed along with Juan and my computers. Though I have always suspected that it might be a "retarded" hamster, it forms a part of my hall life memory. Dan Dan, Ni Ni, Ball Ball, Mao Mao and Mei Mao, we misses all of you.

Happy 37th Month Anniversary!!

2007-09-18T22:24:00.000+08:00

ThAnk y0u f0r l0viNg ChAo Ch0u

Just to remember this special day with with a special picture.

Hall 2 Dinner & 'Dance'

2007-09-12T23:26:00.001+08:00

8 Sep

It was a great night! Chao Chou and Juan met up with Oh My Chou Family and the rest of Hall 2 at Meritus Mandarin for the annual Dinner and Dance. The theme, Fairytale!

Check out all the amazing princesses, princes, yandaos and chio bus.

The Chou Princesses

The Lucky Princesses and Chao Chou. WAahahhaa

The GLs and AGLs, Oh My Chou Family 07/08

The 3 Wise Chous

Chao Chou and Optimus Prime

Da Chou, Ms Tay, Chao Chou and Juan

Kua simi Kua, with Juan

Kua simi Kua 2, with Ah Zhe and Alvin's QQ

Chao Chou with Hall Queen 2001

Loti and Chao Chou

Chao Chou with his '3 year ago' SP. She turned Chao Chou into a short creature.

Yi Chou, Chao Chou and Dam Chou

Oh My Chou Family 07/08 less Cha Chou

The old men tries to 抢镜头

Last but not least, when Chao Chou meets Chou Chou...

Chou Chou was very vigilant that night. Never got caught Roxing on camera.

Anyway, it was a wonderful dinner with all the beautiful people and everyone were just busy taking photo.

After the dinner, the old ones went Newton Circus for another sumptuous meal heavily sponsored by Da Chou. Also have to thank Lie ge for driving us there with his lorry. Haha.

10 Sep
Happy Birthday Teo aka Da Chou!!

12 Sep
Happy Birthday to Jia Chou!!

13 Sep
Happy Birthday Bear!!

Chao Chou went back to NTU with Juan to kpo at the grand debrief and then went supper at Geylang with Ms Tay, EeeEeeeeeee Chou, Oink-Si Chou, And Chou and Yan Chou aka Hammie. Erms.. Juan and Ms Tay really pitiful. It must have been a long and smelly ride. But then again, luckily Chou Chou never come.

The Chao Chou Returns

2007-09-08T02:04:00.000+08:00

Chao Chou is back!!

Many things have happened recently and Chao Chou is either too tired or too lazy to blog.. Hahaha!!

This week is Chao Chou's term break and heres what he did.

3 Sep
Although it is the term break, but there is still Econs make up for Chao Chou. Yeaps Chao Chou managed to climb out of bed at 0830hrs to crash the IBM lecture at 0930hrs first. This is because Lavina asked him to be early for class if not he will miss the Sakae Sushi treat from her. Chao Chou was touched when he knew why Lavina insisted he must come earlier.

Chao Chou had a new Vietnamese buddy called Chinh. Chinh's birthday is on 5 Sep and Lavina, Jessica and Stephanie had prepared a mini celebration for Chinh. In order to make it a surprise, they kept it a secret from Chao Chou as well! The plan was to celebrate during the half hour break after IBM lecture just before Econs lecture. This is why Lavina insisted that Chao Chou must not be late for Econs lecture!! But due to unforeseen circumstances, the celebration was pushed to after Econs lecture at 1pm.. Stephanie had baked a cheese cake. Jessica made a paper party hat that is obviously too small... And the 3 girls compiled a Chinh's personal FHM magazine. It was so sweet of them, especially when Chao Chou and Chinh were not exactly very close to Stephanie and Jessica. Chao Chou was touched by their sincerity! Chao Chou decided to wish for a personal 'Playboy' magazine for his birthday.. hahaha!

After the celebration, 5 of them decided to make their way to Mind Cafe to play some games before Sakae Sushi's buffet starts at 330pm. Lavina sponsored Chao Chou and Chinh for their Sakae buffet because she lost her bet (of not completing Tutorial 5 on her own while Chinh and Chao Chou did.) It was a great day despite the heavy rain. Great games, great food, great company!

5 Sep
At 1am, Chao Chou picked up Jessica and Steph to go find Chinh for a surprised supper! Its Chinh's actual birthday!! Actually the truth was that Chao Chou was hungry and he was looking for someone to go supper with him. It so happened that Jessica was only staying 2 blocks away from Chao Chou and Steph stayed in Punggol while Chinh stayed along Upper Serangoon Road, all along NEL! So it was convenient to pick them up for supper... Erms, but yah Happy Birthday to Chinh!!!

6 Sep
It was exercise day! Chao Chou and his family went East Coast Park at 9am. They went for breakfast at the new BK and then proceed to rent bicycle. Chao Chou's parents walked along the beach while Chao Chou, his sisters and brother-in-law cycled. Juan came shortly after she finished helping her parents deliver goods.

Biker Chao Chou!!

Chao Chou's Sisters

Juan and Chao Chou!

Chinh, Jessica, Gerry and Lavina met up with Chao Chou at 1130am at Macs. The girls chose to cycle while the guys all bladed. Chao Chou changed to his blades too! Steph joined us at about 2pm.

Chao Chou and Juan bladed to Bedok Jetty

Lavina, Steph and the 'act cute' Jessica

Chao Chou, Gerry (with Sun Wu Kong pose) and Chinh

Well anyway, Chao Chou almost died because he started cycling from 10am and was still blading at about 3pm.

After the cycling and blading, they decided to go Chao Chou's place to learn how to play Mahjong. The girls shared a cab to Jess' place while the guys and Juan came to Chao Chou's place first. After bathing and eating the delicious food Juan made for them, Gerry and Chinh decided to watch movie first. The girls walked over soon and unfortunately, Steph gotta go back home first. She left after Jess gave her her birthday present.

It was challenging enough to teach 4 person Mahjong, even more when 2 of them are foreigners who cant really understand Chinese. But Chao Chou is proud to say they have at least enjoyed a round of Mahjong!

After the mahjong, bridge and Dai Di sessions, they ended the day with dinner at Sakura in Compasspoint.

8 Sep
Its Steph's Birthday! Happy Birthday to Steph!!!

Today is also Hall 2 Dinner and Dance. Chao Chou will be looking forward to stinking the ball room with Oh My Chou Family! There will be great fun tonight! =)

Chao Chou likes sad songs

2007-08-28T00:32:00.000+08:00

Oh My Chou Family 庆功宴

2007-08-27T16:00:00.001+08:00

Oh My Chou family dinner was fixed on 25th August. The venue was at swissotel Merchant Court. Chao Chou heard that its going to be an expensive dinner buffet and deliberately woke up late on that day to skip both breakfast and lunch. Oh My Chou family was suppose to meet 630 at Clarke Quay MRT. But when Chao Chou reached the MRT station at 615, the super excited Kiki Chou was already there waiting...

After 5 mins, Chou Chou came along. Chao Chou started to feel uneasy. He wanted to ask Chou Chou something. But as usual, he was too shy to ask.

By around 645-650, most of the Chous reached. They started to make their way to the restaurant. Everyone were excited about the feast. Chao Chou managed to put the uneasiness behind his head for the time being...

There are many ways to describe the food there:

Using one word: 赞!
Using two words: 超赞！
Using three words: 没话说！
Using a sentence: 赞, 超赞, 没话说！

A picture paints a thousand words.

Shi Chou with Bas Chou. She was in the midst of cleaning her mouth. She cleaned her mouth and teeth every time she takes a photo that night during the meal.... so busy..

Yan Chou showing her hungry side.. With a plateful of food on her table and still wanna get a bite of Da Chou's durian pudding! Greedy!! No wonder she can skip the next 5 meals after the buffet..

Bas Chou eating chocolate fondue and durian pudding! Yummy Yummy! One word: 赞!

Left to right: Yeong Chou, Foo Chou (or Hu Chou), Kiki Chou, Ming Chou, EeeEeeeeeee Chou and CHOU CHOU!

Superb Durian Pudding!!!!!! Slurp slurp!! Yes! This can even cover Chou Chou's smell!

Da Chou, Zhen Chou, Chao Chou and Bear Chou are just the background of this photo. The 焦点 of this photo is the beige paper bag in the left foreground of the picture.... (to be continued)

Shi Chou posing with the Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Ming Chou

Back row (left to right): Yan Chou, Shi Chou, EeeEeeeeeee Chou, Pei Chou
Front row (Left to right): Mond Chou, Zhen Chou, And Chou and Oink-Si Chou

Back row (left to right): Chao Chou, Shi Chou, Da Chou
Front row (Left to right): Zhen Chou, Yan Chou and And Chou

Chao Chou have been wanting to take photo with this bill since Oh My Chou Final Meeting. A $1000 ++ bill! HOLY SHIT!

Yeong Chou, Oink-Si Chou, Foo Chou, Jia Chou and Zhen Chou!

Zhen Chou, Foo Chou with Cha Chou

Zhen Chou and Yi Chou posing with 'stars', Jay Chou and Rain Chou

Yeong Chou, Mun Chou and Jia Chou

Oh My Chou Family 07/08

...... continuing..... Yes! These Ang Baos were inside the beige paper bag! Look carefully at the Ang Bao at the extreme left!! These are 'BIG' Ang Baos for all 25 of the Chou Family for their hard work which accounts for their smell. 25 Ang Baos with this amount inside the paper bag! Can you imagine??

Oh My Chou Family 07/08 with Ang Baos

After the FREE meal and big Ang Bao, the Chou Family proceeds to Suntec City to watch the show Ratatouille (Rat-a-too-ee). The movies tickets are paid for too! $9.50 per person plus free drinks! What a great night!

ON THE WAY TO SUNTEC

Getting to Suntec wasn't easy though. It was quite a long walk plus the Chou Family's crave to take photo...

On the way to Suntec

Still on the way.... plus many more... They just cant stop taking pictures!

While on the way, Chao Chou talked to And Chou and the mystery to his uneasiness was solved..

And Chou: Ehhs you know hor.. Just now Chou Chou came from kayaking and she thought she was going to be late and she never bath.

Chao Chou: Arghh!! No wonder!! Just now when she reached the MRT I felt so uneasy!!

(Chao Chou and And Chou confronted Chou Chou)

Chao Chou: Ehhs, just now you go kayak never bath then come here ahh??

Chou Chou: Yah lah! I thought I was going to be late so I rushed over lo! In the end I reached so early and everyone else was late.. 早知道我冲凉了才来咯！

Chao Chou: Wahs! 难怪刚才他们拍照拍到这样！

Chou Chou: Hahahah! And hor I tell you, the towel I use to wipe myself just now drop onto the floor lo. I was so pissed. Lucky I wipe until left my leg there liao. And I reacted very fast! The moment the towel touch the ground I picked it up le.. Still clean... 3 seconds rule ma... still clean lo... no germs yet...

Chao Chou walks off. Although he wanted to be a nicer guy, he really cannot resist the temptation to post the pictures he took just now at the restaurant... after what Chou Chou said..

OOPS!! SHE DID IT AGAIN!!

Back to the dinner, Dam Chou decides to take a photo with Chou Chou, EeeEeeeeeee Chou and Oink-Si Chou. The photographer was Chao Chou...

*SNAP*

Chao Chou was shocked to see photo.

Chao Chou: Ehhs, you all stop whatever you all are doing and take photo lehs? Take nice nice de.. Ok ready, 1, 2, 3!

*SNAP*

This picture was named "ChouChouCantStopRoxing".

Settler's Cafe 24 Aug 07

2007-08-25T13:54:00.001+08:00

Attendance:

BX reached Settler's first. Keeps promoting his favourite game, Balderdash. Claims that its meant for crappers like him.

Chao Chou was there, on time as usual, with Juan.

Ben and XX came at about 8pm, both hungry and tired.. XX came even though she was falling sick!

Juan, Grace and Ben

And then Cher came. She was jioed by Loti but Loti did not turn up!

Followed by Seng and his girlfriend, Angela

Erms, forgot to take Lynn's photo when she was there. >.<" But yah, she was there and then all played the game called "Ugly Dolls". Chao Chou and Juan just played this game at Mind Cafe with Oh My Chou Family last Sunday...

Two of the ugly dolls, Tray and Icy Bat

While waiting for bill. Lynn, Grace and Cher left earlier

The games played include Clouds Nine, Last Bucket Standing, Balderdash, Ugly Dolls and Saboteur. Chao Chou felt so happy to see these friends again after so long. Now that hes more free, he shall attempt to meet them more frequently. Attempt... hahaha...

After the games, Seng sent Chao Chou and Juan home to SengKang!! Woots! Thanks to his girlfriend, Angela, who also stays in SK. More incentive to organise night outings for Relentless! Free ride home.. hahaha

Looking forward to the next Relentless Outing... Seafood? Settlers? KTV?

The 'Dark' Past

2007-08-25T10:46:00.000+08:00

Back in July 2005, when Chao Chou was still in WooHooLand, he stayed inside a room beside Loti and Kang'En (KE). Initially, they were just normal friends and as time goes by, Chao Chou got quite closed to them as they treated Chao Chou like their own brother.

During the nights, they started to meet up and it was not long before KE and Loti started introducing Chao Chou their friends. As a humble and friendly and nice and kind guy, Chao Chou got to know KE and Loti's friends very well. There were no problems communicating within the group as they were all very 讲义气 and like to eat seafood and BBQ.

One day, after waking up from his afternoon nap, Chao Chou wanted to go next door to find his toiletmates. He was only half awake and was stumbling his way through the toilet when he heard a loud bang on the table from his toiletmates room. He could bearly hear what they were saying next door.

KE: Ehhs, NOW LEH! NO DELAY!

Loti: AHBLNND!!

KE: All HELL BREAK LOOSE NOW NO DELAY!

Loti: Lets go! Jio 他们全部去leh!

KE: 全部一起啦! Kia!

Chao Chou thought he was going to miss out something and he barged into their room without second thoughts.

Chao Chou: 去哪里! Bo Jio de!

To his horror, he saw KE and Loti both armed with weapons and were just getting ready to move off.

KE: Chao! 你懂得太多了。。。(held up his weapon and aimed at Chao)

Loti: 来leh! 一起leh! NOW!

Chao Chou discovered that KE and Loti were actually in a Gang named RELENTLESS! And KE was the gang leader! Not being able to refuse them, Chao joined them...

The gang will do the most cruel and violent things. Armed with claws and stars, bows and arrows, staffs, wands, daggers, swords and spear, the gang likes to go around killing almost every night. Their favourite hunt include pigs, mushrooms, wolves, etc. Their hot favourite at that time was ZOMBIES.

Pigs!

These creatures were helpless against us

Chao was formally introduced to the Gang, or they call guild with their nicknames:

1. Mightofheros (KE) - The guild leader, my toiletmate

2. IniTialLoti (Loti) - My other toiletmate who sometimes MIA to go play DOTA

3. Babyscholes (BX) - Our pro healer

4. Liverpool (Seng)- Our Top Ranger

5. xxFireballxx (Ben)- An orhlulu Healer

6. Phosphine (Xiao Xuan)- A pro ranger too. xxFireballxx's girlfriend

7. Babysalsera (Lynn)- Cool and hot warrior

8. Enchantress(Grace)- The Icy Ger

9. JiChiPang3 (Cher)- The skilled healer

10. JiChiPang4 (Steph)- Late Queen. Good friend of JiChiPang3

11. Kidd77 (Kidd)- Last seen eating crabs

12. FIR9854 (Cyn)- Girlfriend of Kidd. Have been lost with Kidd

13. Gunner- Lost since 2006. Please call 92229999 if you see him

14. Jazzi- Lost with Gunner, his boyfriend

15. xxKangjiexx (Kangjie)- Younger and more handsome brother of KE

16. Rinx (Eric)- Chao Chou's brother in the guild

17. AngelWing (LilililiWAH)- Chao Chou's friend who is always lost cos shes blur

18. xlisax88 (Lisa)- Chao Chou's 'nu er' in guild. Super naughty but sometimes can be cute..sometimes...

19. ilBitzli (Juan)- Legendary Illbi finder. oxxnoobxxo's girlfriend

JiChiPang8- Juan's second character, JiChiPang5's girlfriend

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE MOST HANDSOME OF THEM ALL

20. oxxnoobxxo (Chao Chou)- He got the looks

JiChiPang5 (Chao Chou's second character)- Simply irresistable...mmmm... Finger Licking Good!

RECENT HAPPENINGS- Stay tuned for next post!

Cool Shit 1 - Parkour (Parental Guidance)

2007-08-25T02:51:00.000+08:00

Extreme Urban Sports

Runs to the Cemetery

2007-08-24T13:28:00.000+08:00

Chao Chou overheard the younger family members of the Chou Family jioing running at night to the CEMETERY and it was the lunar 7th month. Chao Chou was stunned and he recalled what he had heard from the old men who lived in WooHooLand before...

During the lunar 7th month, the ghost of WooHooLand will be released from the hell gate. They will come out and party, eat or just visit their relatives who are still alive. They generally leave humans alone unless they are disturbed by humans. This is the most dangerous month of the year and we should avoid staying out late at night, swimming, running to Cemetery, and cleaning your 床底 etc..

They are always around us

If you unknowingly DISTURB them, then they will take action.

Their ways to get back at you may include the following:

Follow you around...

Appear right in front of you while you are rushing to toilet...

Use the latest scaring tactic like the one in the movie "Alone" to scare the shit out of you...

Chao Chou was already shaking and trembling when he thought of all these. He was about to stop the younger ones when he saw Chou Chou tying her shoe lace, getting ready for the run. At that point in time, he 恍然大悟! He now understands the mentality of the others...

Being scared by the ghost is nothing as long as Chou Chou is with them. Its all worth it when you can see that expression again!

Chao Chou walks off and the younger ones went off for their jog enthusiastically.

Chou Chou Rox Again!

2007-08-23T20:52:00.000+08:00

It was a long day in school today, Chao Chou decided to come home right after dinner and rest for the night. After watching the TV programme on channel 8 from 7 to 8pm, he decided on logon msn and try to see if he can find anyone to disturb. He was looking through his msn list when a nick caught his eyes!

JY LIM- The World is round and so am I!

Chao Chou thought it was so cute of Chou Chou and decides to have a chat with her...

chAo says: hey round chou chou!
JY LIM says: chou chao chou!!!
chAo says: wahas
chAo says: my name is getting longer huh?
JY LIM says: hahaha!!!

........ and so on and then Chao Chou mentioned about Jay Chou.....

chAo says: ehhs u all got support jianming anot order his zi char
JY LIM says: hahaha no...
JY LIM says: next week right?
JY LIM says: he's trying to make all of us fat!!!
chAo says: next week then start ah?
chAo says: but but...
chAo says: but...
chAo says: ur nick says ur round already!!
JY LIM says: i think so... cos we saw him when we went out for khoula supper yesterday, and he said tt we can eat supper in school next week...
JY LIM says: hahaha yes i am!!!
chAo says: hahahs
JY LIM says: especially in the chou chou rox pic... if you realize, my face is a smaller version of the pink circle...
chAo says: WAHA!
chAo says: omg...
chAo says: it wasnt intentionall
chAo says: ...
JY LIM says: hahaha!!!
JY LIM says: it wasn't intentional on my part either...

The conversation ended abruptly as Chao Chou felt very guilty. He felt that he owed Chou Chou an apology for making her face look rounder. He felt so bad that he almost teared when he saw Chou Chou's nick again!!

JY LIM- The World is round and so am I!

Chao Chou told himself that something has to be done to the Chou Chou Rox picture. After thinking for awhile, he dug out the picture from his Oh My Chou Family photos folder and then...

He named this photo "ChouChouRoxAgain" and smiled, with great satisfaction.

5 Things that Rocks!

2007-08-21T15:07:00.000+08:00

1. Great Music! Music can help to relieve stress and it definitely ROX! Chao Chou can't live a day without music!

2. Nice Movies! Chao Chou doesnt mind spending hours and hours having movie marathon as long as the movies are touching, exciting, funny or sad! Good movies ROX!

3. Oh My Chou (OMC 07/08) Family RoX!! Weeeewoooooweeeeee!!!

4. Spending quality time with our loved ones simply RoX!~ (Doesnt include shopping and chionging pls.. *roll eyes*)

5. This picture RoX!! Woots!!

3 years and 3 days back... when Chao Chou is still Chao Xiang

2007-08-21T00:05:00.000+08:00

This is a little story of Chao Chou. About 3 years ago, when Chao Chou first came into WooHooLand, he was actually very 香(Xiang) and fresh. Everyone then like to call him freshie or 香香公子. There was another girl just like him, a freshie, called Xian Hua (鲜花). This girl ( I shall call her Ah Hua) was charmed by Chao Xiang and has a liking for him since the first day they met, although she dont dare to admit until today. (See evidence below)

Gradually as time passes by, this girl managed to slowly win over Chao Xiangs heart and they began to like each other more and more. Finally on one night, while the both of them went out together for dinner at IMM, Chao Xiang decided to make his move.

Chao Xiang: Tonight the moon very round hor.

Ah Hua: Where is the moon?

Chao Xiang: Ehhs, gone liao. (lame shit!)

Ah Hua: Orhs..

(After a few minutes of akward silence)

Chao Xiang: Ah Hua...

Ah Hua: Hmm?

Chao Xiang: (Summons all his courage) If I tell you I like you what will you do? (wah kaoz, nowadays still use this type of lines?)

Ah Hua: Hahaha.

Chao Xiang: I'm not joking...

Ah Hua: Ehhs then what? No flowers for me how I be Ah Hua?

Chao Xiang: Ok you wait for me here. Very fast one. I go toilet. Be right back!

Ah Hua: I also wan to go!

Chao Xiang: Toilet over there... (points to his left while running to the right side)

When they both finally met again after 10 minutes, Chao Xiang returned carrying his big bag and both of them decided to leave IMM. On the way out, Chao Xiang found a dark place and took out a small bouquet of flowers from his bag and gave it to Ah Hua.

Chao Xiang: Can you be my girlfriend?

Ah Hua: Wow got flowers! But... but not enough lehs.

Chao Xiang: Hah? Then what you want me to do??

Ah Hua: (After hesitating awhile) Y not you climb tree and shout you love me and you wont look at other girls in future??

Chao Xiang: *Shocked* HUH??!?

Ah Hua: Yah.. must make you do something special ma.. if not you won't remember this day.

Chao Xiang: *Still shocked* Huh?? Wahs! You sure?

Ah Hua: Yeahs!

Although Chao Xiang feels very reluctant but he feels that he is serious with Ah Hua. He put down his 'face' and prepared to do what Ah Hua wants.

Then they went to a tree Chao Xiang found on the big field just outside IMM. Chao Xiang thought he was smart to have found this dark and secluded place and started climbing the tree. To his horror, Ah Hua took out her VGA phone camera and tried to take the monkey on the tree. Everything was pitched dark and nothing can be seen. Ah Hua wasn't even sure if she has aimed the tree properly or not. It was a no count.

They then proceeded to another tree just in front of the HDB coffeeshop nearby. ARGH! Painful memories. Shall cut short here. And Ah Hua managed to capture the monkey on her camera. Ah Hua finally agreed to become Chao Xiang's girlfriend. The date was 18th August 2004.

Since that day, Chao Xiang became shit because 鲜花插在牛粪上.. After the demotion, he was commonly known as Chao in WooHooLand but his smell still wasnt that bad.

Chao and Hua lives happily in WooHooLand with their friends and gradually they become less and less fresh as the days gone by.. As their freshness wears off with each passing day, Hua was renamed as Juan... (Diaos, lame shit)

Today is 21st August 2007, exactly their 3 years and 3 days anniversary. Chao has went through alot of happy and sad times, filled with laughter, joy and tears with Juan. But as a man of few words (some even said he got 自闭症), he cant express his feelings, gratitude and love to her as much as he wanted to. Deep in his heart. these are what he wanna say to her:

Je t'aime (French)

Ua here vau ia oe (Tahitian)

Ai shite ru (Jap)

Ndi a ni funa (Venda)

Thanks for everything you have done for him. Chao loves Juan, sincerely and truthfully.

Now Juan has achieved her main task in WooHooLand, (gotten her certificate) she now leaves WooHooLand to move on to the next stage of her life. Though Chao did not leave WooHooLand in that glorified manner, hes simply glad that Juan and his family are with him throughout this hard time and in time to come. He grew to appreciate Juan more and more.

Chao knows that he isnt exactly a good boyfriend. He will strive to become better. For example, he will be there for Juan whenever she needs him. He will just listen to Juans problems and if Juan seeks for his help, he will provide her with super zai/lame solutions. (Zai solutions to solve the problems. If he can't solve then he will just be lame.) He will pray that he will have 48 hours a day so that he can do his work and still have spare time to do Juans work with her. (He will pray to Zhou Gong during the 7-12 hrs per day.)

Have Faith in him!!

First Year Anniversary (18 August 2005)

Second Year Anniversary (18 August 2006)

Third Year Anniversary (18 August 2007) - Coming Soon...

The Chou Family in WooHooLand

2007-08-19T23:51:00.000+08:00

Hi, just a brief introduction of myself. I'm Chao Chou, one of the representative from the Chou Family who used to live in the ulu pandan western part of WooHooLand. Although I'm not really smelly, but I was "The Smelliest calling the Smelly Smellier" by one of the smelliest (aka Chou Chou) in WooHooLand. And now, even I suspect I'm smelly! The result of being "The Smelliest calling the Smelly Smellier" is that you automatically become one of the family member of the Chou Family.

Currently there are 25 members with Chou Chou leading the Smelliest chart. Here are the family members:

1. Da Chou - The most wise of the Chou family and also the leader of the gang of the 3 wise/blind Chous. The 3 wise Chous have been protecting WooHooLand from dangers and challenges from the rival Jvlapieland and Maluland.

2. And Chou - One of the 3 wise Chous. Am often praise for being the wise lady of WooHooLand, despite her odour.

3. Chao Chou - Nothing special. One of the 3 wise Chous who is quite smelly. Some speculated that his smelliness can be compared to Chou Chou, which is absolutely rubbish. How can he be smellier than her? I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E- IMPOSSIBLE! BO KO LENG!

4. Yan Chou - Smells of a hamster and she has the duty of managing the money of the Chou Family. Her hobbies include flying kite and running on wheels.

5. EeeEeeeeeee Chou - The welfare mama of WooHooLand in charge of feeding the WooHoo-ians. The one who provide Tender Loving Care (TLC) for the family.

6. Foo Chou - The secretary of the Chou Family who is in charge of writing smelly notes. Anyone who comes for home meeting late MUST apologise to her! The Bimbotic partner of Mun Chou.

7. Chou Chou - The Smelliest of the Chou Family. Part of the 3 Chous responsible for finding jobs for the Chou Family. Its a tough job for the 3 of them cos its really hard to find employers who can stand the stench!

8. Shi Chou - The wet and smelly who stays with Chou Chou. She sings 'act cutely' and is also Chou Chou's counterpart who finds job for the family.

9. Oink-Si Chou - The noisy and smelly Chou who is the last member of the group responsible for finding jobs. She likes to play werewolve because she enjoyed seeing the werewolves being caught, the typical behaviour of oinks.

10. Zhen Chou - She really stinks too! Manages the photos and videos of WooHooLand and some call her the memory keeper.

11. Mun Chou - She is really full of shit and stinky! The blurest Chou who can fall for the same tricks thrice (the imaginary string). She is also well known for her bimboness and is the top entertainer for the Chou Family. Shes the artist of the Chou Family.

12. Yi Chou - One of the 4 members of the Chou Family who plan games for the WooHoo-ians. Don't normally stink but when he does, he gives u 1x jialat jialat. This is how his name comes about.

13. Dam Chou - The second of the games planner. He can be damn smelly. He is the health promoter of WooHooLand too. His slogan- An apple a day keeps the stench away.

14. Yeong Chou - She has an everlasting smell! The Chou family is proud of her for winning the title of WooHoo Queen before. Shes one of the games planner for WooHooLand as well.

15. Jia Chou - She is the most value adding Chou you can find. When she is around there will be a significant increase in the odour in the air. Shes the last of the 4 games planner. Nobody dares to offend or question her here as her boyfriend is the Superhero, Cyclops. She is often seen wearing a shirt that says "Do Not ? me!!"

16. Cha Chou - The lovey dovey partner of Rain Chou. Both of them provide the muscle needed to move things and stores around in WooHooland. The backbone of the Chou Family.

17. Rain Chou - As explained above, the lovey dovey partner of Cha Chou. He sings pretty well! He is said to have the looks of the Korean idol Rain!

18. Bear Chou - One of the oldest in the Chou Family who loves the family alot. He often sacrifice by eating the snacks that EeeEeeeeeee Chou provides to the family so that the young ones will have lesser unhealthy snacks to eat.

19. Pei Chou - The 'Miss Nice Handwriting' of the Chou Family. Shes smart, shes vocal, shes a great help to the family! Shes a complement to the smell of the family, which explains her name 'Pei Chou'.

20. Ming Chou - The leader of the Hotties. He sweats alot and thus he is the 'all rounder' chou of the family! He always say he is not smelly but he 明明就很臭! Also leads the clan named MAKYA!

21. Mond Chou - The man with the most amazing ability in the family- killing cockroaches. 看见蟑螂我不怕不怕啦! The proud leader of the clan RUMBA!

22. Lion Chou - Hes the Chou who smells like a lion. Diaos. The Mr Nice Guy of the Hotties. Anyway he leads the clan LUKA!

23. Kiki Chou - The leader of the frosties. Hes got a cool cut on his eyebrow due to a freak accident. Didn't realise? Please take a closer look when you see him the next time. (I'm sorry Ki!) Anyway hes really cool and he leads the cool clan KHOULA!

24. Jay Chou - Oo. Hes the Mr 眼神 of the family. Can just stare till girls freeze/ shocked to death. As cool as the Taiwanese idol Jay Chou! Hahs. He leads the clan JEIRA!

25. Bas Chou - The Mr Nice Guy of the frosties. He may appear shy but he Bitez! The leader of the clan BIRKEN!

Wow, now I know why I'm Chao Chou. I'm really full of shit! Lame shit.

Heres a photo of the family:

Arghs! Anyway thats the Oh My Chou (OMC 07/08) Family. Just want to say you guys rox! Keep in contact and stay Chou! WooHoo!! 头可破，血可流，OMC 精神要长流!!

Recent Happenings in WooHooLand

Most recent 比比看谁比谁臭 competition held in Sentosa:

Of course I was no match for the smelly Chou Chou. I admit defeat. Shes the Queen of Chou! =)